limer...

there once was a girl named v
whose goal was to buy property
difficult though it was
she pushed and she shoved
and after its done- PARTY!

Two more signatures they needed
From her email the request greeted
In about twelve hours
returned- all in her powers
to the ends she wont be defeated

Got a call from my grandma today
congratulations did she say
yet to my chagrin
tis not yet a win
need to call again, I relay

Turn on the utilities home seller
so the appraiser can send out their feller
to approve my home
and get me my loan
closing sooner would be sweller

Tentative closing June twenty-three
wait any longer and i will be
out of 8 grand
no check in my hand
and more angry than you will believe